Our studio manager, Erik Dixon, was invited by Brad Moore of the Scott Kelby team to be part of their ongoing Guest Blog Wednesday series. Erik decided to borrow from Transform to create Stroke.It's all true! Every bit of it! :)
Well done Erik! Now that you've had your "moment"... get back to your cage. :)
Cheers,
Zack
So you’re the guy responsible for cleaning the bathrooms at Used Film? Geez, I should apologize fir the damage I did in there before one of the last pre-one-light mixers.
Fantaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaastic!!! I’m just wondering if he’ll put a BIG BOOBY BLONDE knocking his door next week selling condoms … CONDOMS AT CONDOS BY CONDORS. GANGAAAAA!
Love that part about Zach having the same principle of not breaking the bank when it comes to you:) hope you’re not getting below minimum wage keep up the good work.
That was hilarious. Great job Erik! And if you ever need to escape your cage for good, I’m sure there are several of us who would be happy to move into it instead!
Bwahahahaha! Finally, the truth not only about Zack, but about Erik’s taste in music. I could tell at the Seattle OneLight that speed metal was just a front.
Zack, you slave driver! LOL this was hilarious. I liked the blank space at the end of the vid, I was hoping for something funny to pop up like “what are you still watching this for?”. The singing in the background in the left channel was quality.
My boss is EXACTLY like that… i hate hauling gear for him, and bring his drinks, and fix his messups, and make sure that the batteries are charged, and… and…
oh wait.. damn.. i have no assistant… that bastard of a boss is me… *facepalm*
Erik, if you want to get rid of that stain on your boots try Capricorn Coffee of San Francisco. Any of their single origin varietals should make the man happy.
Oh by the way, you didn’t fool me. The beard is a dead giveaway!
I certainly got a few chuckles out of this … it’s good to hear from the folks ‘behind the curtain’.
HA, Brilliant! You said everything I’ve ever wanted to say about assisting. I feel a little less alone in this moment
Brad, I commend your bravery in speaking about on behalf of this enslaved population. Very moving. And hilarious.
Funny Stuff Erik! The spitting the coffee out on your shoes if it’s not perfect was great man! Way to speak out against the Man! LOL
Brian
Absolutely frickin’ hilarious!!!!!
I kid you not that I’ve had to watch this twice to hear everything Erik said cos of laughing out loud; seriously funny!!!
Thanks so much for the laughs Erik you really have given me a great end to the day.
All the best to you mate,
Glyn
Next on Scott Kelby’s Blog:
“The population of Eric Dixon’s Beard speaks out”
Holy Crap! I just ruined my keyboard by spitting coffee all over it. I had the EXACT same experience when I assisted. Rise Up Brother!
I can’t wait to see Erik’s take on the Photography Critique series. Let him out of the cage more often.
So you’re the guy responsible for cleaning the bathrooms at Used Film? Geez, I should apologize fir the damage I did in there before one of the last pre-one-light mixers.
Good work.
Now thats funny, makes ya consider making your own movie.
Hey…Nice to see Erik again!!!
Great job on the video….but I am still replaying the last minute or so to figure out the subliminal message (if there is one)….
…I was kinda expecting a ‘Lethal Weapon’ moment…where they have the last scene (after the credits)
….sorta like a thanks to all your fans for having the decency to the very very end of the movie….and is there a Edit :: Stroke 2 coming out?
Miss you guys…when ya’ll coming down to our neck of the dunes again??
Charles
Oh my god that’s hilarious! I couldn’t stop laughing!
Fantaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaastic!!! I’m just wondering if he’ll put a BIG BOOBY BLONDE knocking his door next week selling condoms … CONDOMS AT CONDOS BY CONDORS. GANGAAAAA!
Love that part about Zach having the same principle of not breaking the bank when it comes to you:) hope you’re not getting below minimum wage
keep up the good work.
So, were you hired on the spot when Zach saw the beard, or was it issued to you once you came aboard???
Please oh please tell me that was Erik doing the singing on that song. That the same one from transform?
That was hilarious. Great job Erik! And if you ever need to escape your cage for good, I’m sure there are several of us who would be happy to move into it instead!
Bwahahahaha! Finally, the truth not only about Zack, but about Erik’s taste in music. I could tell at the Seattle OneLight that speed metal was just a front.
This is FANTASTIC! Thanks for making my week!! Good stuff, indeed.
Hey Carlos,
Um…. huh?
OHHHH this is awesome!
You mean Erik STILL works for you?
Sticks at Ikea, classic!
Loved it. Hey Are you guys ready to hire an assistant for Eric? I’m available.
Without coffee where would you be Zach? Eric we all know your contribution to Zach’s rising celebrity status.
Stick at it Eric. With a few more years of hard work you too may end up with an assistant to abuse daily.
ha, ha that’s so hilarious!!!
Erik! Excellent! THANKS!
the bit @ 3:35 cracked me up!
LOVE your work Erik
touché!
Zack, you slave driver! LOL this was hilarious. I liked the blank space at the end of the vid, I was hoping for something funny to pop up like “what are you still watching this for?”. The singing in the background in the left channel was quality.
My boss is EXACTLY like that… i hate hauling gear for him, and bring his drinks, and fix his messups, and make sure that the batteries are charged, and… and…
oh wait.. damn.. i have no assistant… that bastard of a boss is me… *facepalm*
=)
PMSL! So, so funny! I think the IKEA sticks reference did it for me! Possible Cannes film festival Palme d’Or – Short Film entry?
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too funny! well done erik! at least you work for the “one light” guy and many lights guy!
This is hilarious man! Well done.
“get back to your cage.
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so funny!
Great video! Now where’s the one of Zack carrying all of Erik’s things for the video =]
Brilliant. like a kanga-roo-oo.
good sh*t Erik. I loved the film. I can’t afford an assistant and now I def don’t want to assist. Thanks for sharing.
Erik, it seems like you are a great guy! Thanks for sharing.
I promise to put in a word with the boss and get you some longer leashes!!!LOL!!!
Keep rocking the ZA crew!!!
Too Funny! Thanks for sharing! Gotta get me an assistant!
Erik, if you want to get rid of that stain on your boots try Capricorn Coffee of San Francisco. Any of their single origin varietals should make the man happy.
Oh by the way, you didn’t fool me. The beard is a dead giveaway!
are there no razors or shaving cream in atlanta? just curious… LOL J/K
no kidding with the beards! it’s a cult! like zz top!
awesome video, very funny stuff!
Great one, Erik!
That was really funny!
What’s with the huge fade-to-black outtro? I sat glued waiting for one last joke that didn’t come.
That is classic!
Loved it! You guys are all so funny.
that was so spot on! love it!
Like the Ikea sticks…and the ethereal muted music parody.
lol made me laugh, nice!