There used to be a time when we were younger when any question was never stupid or silly – when our minds were simply curious and needed the answers it sought.
As we get older, this dynamic changes… Below are 65 Funny Yahoo questions you’ll be sure to snicker at, and some with even sillier answers.
Behold, 63 Silly Yahoo Questions
- Forgetting about the “You” in YouTube
If it were YouTube’s job to film anyone and everyone in order to put such videos up on their website, they’d be one of the busiest production companies of all time.
2. Catching Your Child Having Sex
It’s never a good thing, catching your child being intimate with another. And surprise! Its with someone of the same sex! This might seem like a legitimate question… But the fact this was posted on Yahoo is out of control. There are website and books that can help this mother answer such a question – or better yet – she should ask her son!
4. Call the Cops, We’ve got an Ant Killer on the Loose
This person stepped on an ant that was on a puppy. Yikes, that’s pretty mean. Why not knock the ant off before stepping on it? Why step on it at all anyway? Just knock the ant off the puppy!! Crazy.
5. Which is More Disturbing: Loud Parents or The Horny Kid?
Perhaps its my culture, or the way I was raised, or something entirely different… But this is quite disturbing to me. Both the parents that don’t care how loud they get as well as a kid that touches himself while listening to his mom and dad. Gross.
6. When Listerine Creates A Mess Instead of Cleaning One Up
Never mind the fact that Listerine is poisonous and can cause damage to internal organs when digested. Why would anyone choose Listerine over normal alcoholic beverages anyway? This is definitely one of our more silly Yahoo questions.
7. Was This a High School Drop-Out?
I’m pretty sure that’s not how getting pregnant works… Sperm can not be so potent that it speeds up the pregnancy process. This guy’s girl was obviously with someone else four months ago.
9. A Simple Question To Make A Sex Toy
He doesn’t outright say that it’s going to be for him to seek pleasure with… But it’s a little obvious. Who knows, maybe its for some kind of project… A project involving coitus with a soft fleshy fruit.
10. Those Dang Stains in Underwear…
Buzz B answered this question nicely – she was helpful but also acknowledged how strange it is to get spaghetti stains out of underwear. It must have been strip poker night with spaghetti as the entree.
11. When We Seek Being “Un-Human”
First of all, don’t associate all witches with this questioner. Second of all, whose to say mermaids really don’t exist? Ever hear of the colossus octopus? Maybe their story is similar to theirs… Regardless, it’s kinda weird.
13. Placenta. Yum Yum.
Whist I respect anyone’s decision whether or not they want to eat the placenta (it isn’t particularly my taste), I’ve got to wonder if women do it more for a spiritual journey or if they want its nutrients or what… But this question is out-of-control. For some reason, it makes me want to slap my own forehead in both disbelief and bewilderment.
14. An Odd Request
Normally I don’t make fun of grammatical errors because even I can have slip-ups. But this guy makes me shake my head in sadness. Not to mention the odd request for a girl that likes diapers at his age. Okay, I get fetishes, but this kid is too young to be looking for a girl to fulfill fetishes.
15. Heartless Interior Designer
I can’t even comment on how I think of this question. Please, a person is really going to abort a child based on interior decorations she’s put up? She’s out-of-control.
21. If You Were Stuck on an Island with Internet…
When you’re on a deserted island, you’ll send any type of message out. You’ll figure it out when the adrenaline kicks in, and whether or not you can make an actual phone call.
22. That One Techno Song…
That is some really valuable information right there. There are only so many songs that sound like that, and differentiating er from der and dun, that’s easy-peasy for us all.
23. Nail Polish is Toxic, Isn’t It?
That stuff that stains your nails an unnatural color for a prolonged period of time… Yeah, that stuff, nail polish… Any type of polish is pretty toxic, and placing it on your teeth doesn’t exude you from being poisoned by its toxicity. Yikes.
25. Just Blew My Mind
I’d have to say you’d stay the same, until you ate an organ. Once you eat an organ that sustains you, you won’t be able to live. But yeah, my mind is kinda blown, hypothetically.
26. Cheating Farts
How on Earth does different smelling farts in any way, shape, or form connect with cheating? Maybe he’s eating out more at lunch or something, there could be numerous reasons why he smells different… I just would have never guessed cheating.
29. Call 911, I Swallowed an Ice Cube!
It got stuck in your esophagus as it clung to its inner walls. The heat of your body at 98.6 surely won’t melt it into liquid H2O… Let’s hope this person is just a kid that hasn’t taken any chemistry courses yet.
30. Fiction Just Got Real!
Like, did it happen to Nazis after WWII? Oh my goodness. Well, at least this person connects WWII with Nazis – that’s a good job. The only way Hunger Games is real is if one interprets the plot as being metaphorical.
32. Great Answers for Silly Yahoo Questions
Okay, so I don’t care whether or not a person is a Justin Bieber fan – I like a few of his songs but not all of them – and I wouldn’t consider going to his concert – but this is hilarious. I don’t like Chuck Norris nearly as much as Bruce Lee. Did you know Chuck Norris’s butt was beat by Bruce Lee?
34. The Sun’s Radiance… It Burns!
Think of all the pictures of the sun that exist. I’m wondering how this human has not yet seen a picture of the sun. If she had, then she’d know that it won’t hurt the eyes. Staring at the sun hurts, but a quick snap of a big ball of gas? How does she think any picture can hurt – does a picture of a cat’s claws sting?
37. How to Lose 1.6 pounds a day!
This person was crazy. Anyone that’s done absolutely any research on weight lose will easily tell you that it’s only healthy to lose about 1-2 pounds a week, depending on current weight.
38. A Fart Knocker
What really makes this post stand out, is that the questioner actually responded and admitted “you were right”! Can you imagine – consuming 3,952 calories from 52 pizza rolls and whatever crazy amount of calories from two liters of coke!? Let’s just say that this person is going to need to run on a treadmill for several hours to burn off that amount of calories.
42. Remember Pokemon?
I really don’t know what’s funnier. The fact that someone believes evolution can take place over only one generation, or that the person giving the answer referenced Pokemon. Clearly, I am happy with this silly Yahoo questions.
43. Fail a Test or Become Pregnant?
Which option would you select if this were you? Yikes. I feel like both would create near heart-attacks, and both are a horrid option. There’s no useful information here.
44. Is This Question Vain?
Clearly, this person wants to fit in. Clearly, this person is extremely young. And clearly, the witty answer made complete fun of the questioner. Oh dear. It’s kind of sad, actually, that some people are led astray, thinking that one must cut wrists to fit into the subculture. But the term “emo” does come from the word “emotional”.
46. Unbaking a Cake
I have often wondered this myself – ha! The person answering was definitely witty. A great response to such a ridiculous question. But I actually have an answer. A great way to undo pretty much anything, is by over-heating it in terms of melting point. Melt the cake, or anything for that matter, and you’ve got a blob of elements. Granted, it doesn’t “undo” the bake back into its natural ingredients, but it’s a start.
48. Witty Remarks About Farts
Yes, this person does exist, and the answerer is awesome. But I’ve got to say this – at least there are dudes out there that are concerned with what their wives think. I was beginning to believe that this wasn’t so…
49. The Roof is On Fire, We Don’t Need No Water Let the M….
This question is absolutely, just a hoax. No one in their right mind would be on the internet asking this question in reality. Unless it was an extremely slow-burning fire, and this crazy human is extremely unintelligent.
51. Conversion Isn’t This Person’s Strong Point
Two minutes equals 120 seconds. Sigh. Sometimes I truly wonder where some of these people that have the capability of using the internet have gotten this far. Isn’t the concept of time taught at an early age? Or is this person just kidding with us?